Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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