Christians are straight up FREAKS
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Too much gin, very little bucket
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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