IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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