Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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