if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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