so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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