...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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