The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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