I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
Randomize
