my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
this morning i woke up under the kitchen table. i went to my room and there was an inflatable whale in my bed with a banana duct taped to where its penis should be. there were trails of cheez-its around my apartment and i found $67 in the crotch of my underwear. im guessing i had a very happy birthday.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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