I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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