Midget sex pt 2 tonight
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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