fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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