Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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