The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
My feet surprised me
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