Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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