Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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