he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Randomize
