You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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