he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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