everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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