i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
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