Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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