I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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