she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
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