That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Two words: nipple clamps
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