I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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