I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
I will be naked everywhere
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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