i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
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