It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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