there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
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