yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
soo... how was my night?
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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