i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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