remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Randomize
