I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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