that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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