its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Randomize
