he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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