wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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