Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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