Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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