so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
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