Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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