This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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