But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
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