All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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