I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
i now understand why vodka
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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