Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
I'm bleeding and have questions
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