question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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