So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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