hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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